au: rudy gets a job working the night shift at the bar with curtis (and nothing terrible happens, at least for a little while)
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
And she’ll say
"Yah well I feel all pretty happy too"
And I’m always pretty happy when I’m just kicking back with you